Present card

Terminal 09 · Contactless

The cat
is the card.

CashCat became the card. Tap one paw, approve one tuna. No wallet required.

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  • 9life spending limit
  • 1approved category
  • 0PINs remembered
CONTACTLESS READER PRESENT CARD
A gold contactless card with a cat's face pushing through the cut-out, reaching a paw toward a gold tuna can.
Amount1 TUNA CategoryMATCH Method—

Tap anywhere to authorise this page.

01 — The nine declines

He tried every card in the wallet.

Eight of them were plastic. One of them was a cat. Only one of them worked, and it was not the plastic.

  1. 01Platinum RewardsDeclined · insufficient funds
  2. 02Cashback ClassicDeclined · expired 2019
  3. 03Student DebitDeclined · daily limit reached
  4. 04Travel Miles InfiniteDeclined · never activated
  5. 05Aisle 7 LoyaltyDeclined · not a payment card
  6. 06The one from the cereal boxDeclined · not a card at all
  7. 07Gift card, ◎0.14 leftDeclined · balance too low
  8. 08Library card, overdueDeclined · wrong institution
  9. 09The catApproved · category: tuna

On life nine he stopped looking for a card and pushed his paw through the reader. Three golden whisker waves flashed. One tuna can unlocked. The terminal finally understood: the cat was the card.

02 — The reader

Pay for one tuna.

The terminal accepts five payment methods. Four of them are the reason this coin exists. Work down the list — or skip to the end, like he eventually did.

TAPCAT TERMINAL LIVES 9
  1. 1Insert chip
  2. 2Swipe stripe
  3. 3Signature
  4. 4Enter PIN
  5. 5Tap
Due 1 TUNA Category match · no PIN on file

Insert the card into the chip slot.

TAPCAT

Drag the card down into the slot.

READY TERMINAL 09

03 — The card

Embossed, burned, unfundable.

Every field on the face is a real number, and none of them can be increased by calling the bank.

TAPCAT
9999  0000  0000  1TUNA
Total supply0
Buy / sell tax0 / 0
Liquidity burned0%
Approved categories0
CASHCAT · CARDHOLDER SINCE LIFE 9

04 — How to tap

Three waves. That is it.

The same three arcs the reader draws when it finally understands you.

  1. Arc I

    Get SOL in a wallet

    Install Phantom and fund it with SOL from any exchange. This is the only part where a real bank is involved, and it is the last time.

    Phantom
  2. Arc II

    Open the terminal

    Go to pump.fun, paste the contract address from the top of this page, connect. The reader will not ask for a PIN, because there has never been one.

    pump.fun
  3. Arc III

    Tap

    Set an amount, swap, approve. Three golden whisker waves, one confirmation. Then close the tab and let the cat hold the card.

    Jupiter

05 — Approved categories

The limit is nine lives wide.

Each slot unlocks when the one before it clears. None of this is a promise — it is a spending limit, and spending limits move.

  • Slot 01 · Live

    Tuna

    One category, fully approved. Launch on pump.fun, mint authority renounced, liquidity burned, the can opens.

  • Slot 02 · Pending

    Treats

    Chart indexed on Dexscreener, the live feed below goes gold, and the first thousand holders each get a paw print they cannot spend anywhere.

  • Slot 03 · Pending

    The whole aisle

    Listings, a sticker pack of all nine declines, and a terminal that says APPROVED in a language the cat does not speak.

  • Slot 04 · Pending

    Contactless everything

    Doors, turnstiles, other cats. At this point the wallet is decorative and everyone has quietly agreed that the cat is the card.

06 — Authorisation feed

Live off the reader.

Pulled from Dexscreener every sixty seconds once the token is indexed. Until then, the terminal is warming.

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Terminal warming — token not indexed yet.

TapCat: a gold contactless card with a cat's face pushing through the cut-out.

Tap in.

No wallet required, but bring one anyway. The cat is holding the card and he has exactly one thing he wants to buy.

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